Song to get you through the weekend: "Christmas in Hollis" by Run-DMC

How can you not like a song that includes the lines, "I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear/Looked at his dog, Oh, my God, an ill reindeer"?

Incidentally, this song his my current ringtone, so get used to it, people around me in public. Ain't no half-steppin' on this Christmas.