I clicked on the Star link and my IQ instantly lowered.
Yep, that's Star. The only non-children's magazine that can be read cover to cover in 10 minutes. Seriously.I love the overabundance of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The best feature of the rag is "Stars, They're Just Like Us!" You mean Owen Wilson shops for groceries, too? He's human!
That last line seems like such a set up...dare I? Ok, *cough* I-uh, I'd like to give her some extra cheese off MY Whopper!(immediately feels dirty and compulsively washes hands.)
That's what she said.
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I clicked on the Star link and my IQ instantly lowered.
Yep, that's Star. The only non-children's magazine that can be read cover to cover in 10 minutes. Seriously.
I love the overabundance of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best feature of the rag is "Stars, They're Just Like Us!" You mean Owen Wilson shops for groceries, too? He's human!
That last line seems like such a set up...dare I? Ok, *cough* I-uh, I'd like to give her some extra cheese off MY Whopper!
(immediately feels dirty and compulsively washes hands.)
That's what she said.
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