The World Association of Ugly People (based out of Italy) recently erected a monument to uggos. Somewhere Biz Markie, Tom Petty, Steve Buscemi, and the ghost of Janice Joplin are smiling.
I only used celeb examples because any reference to, say, the girl with the mustache who works at my local Target would be lost on everyone. But maybe not.
Great. Now I feel terrible for singling her out since a) I'm no prize myself and b) she doesn't have the bank of a Steven Tyler to help her forget her troubles.
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"and you say he's just a friend?"
that would be quite the supergroup, though. and you know they'd still get tons of groupies.
nah, it ain't the same...'cos all those mofos are ugly AND famous. Their lives are markedly different from, say, a random ugly Wal-Mart employee.
you mean like kelly clarkson?
I only used celeb examples because any reference to, say, the girl with the mustache who works at my local Target would be lost on everyone. But maybe not.
Great. Now I feel terrible for singling her out since a) I'm no prize myself and b) she doesn't have the bank of a Steven Tyler to help her forget her troubles.
Napoleon Dynamite at the CH Food Tiger?
Well, he looks a little better now that he cut his hair. And I think he got contacts. GOSH!
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