More co-worker downtime ponderings:
On what basis does Garfield have to hate Mondays? He doesn't work or have any other non-cat obligations.
And why does Jon put up with his shit? Odie...I can understand. That dog's mentally retarded and doesn't know any better than to take Garfield's abuse. But Jon could easily put the cat down.
It just doesn't make sense.
Don't get me started on Andy Capp.
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
What is the deal with airline food?
Who is shaving on an airplane?
And what is the deal with homework. You're not working on your home. (*booooooooooo*)
and what's the deal with ovaltine? if it's round, why do they call it ovaltine?
wait for it...
wait for it...
andy's got some messy domestic abuse issues goin' on, don't he?
He sure does, love. Not to mention his shilling for those hot fries, among other varieties.
Garfeild half toughe time in Joseph selfdefence klass for cat. I teech attak skil for cat. Soon cat iner dinsawer come out ovrtake dog. Cat rool roost. I watsch Mika videoh it nise. Oh it good pracktise for Joseph. I half grate dansemoves soon I do danse videoh. I half moneymake ideah for you. It siad evryone own outter spase.I belief this tru. I want buy yur part outter spase. Goal heer: Buy wile prise low. Joseph beecom reel estate magnet. Heer offur: I pay 5 euro yur slise outter spase. 6 euro If star their. Blacke whole 7. This groundeflor oppertunitie cant miss calltoday operater waiting money back if tottaly dissatisfyd. Probleme. I need see yur prawpertie but no way for go. You half spasecar or uFO? I pay gas half insurense too.
micah,
at least five euros? not rubles? that sounds too good to pass up.
maybe after you finish that transaction, you can find out how much your soul is worth.
joseph - ???
jasdye - I'll sell you my conscience for $4.50. I'll throw in my sense of decency too. It's a Micah sales event! Everything about me must go!
hmmmm...
what could i do with an extra conscience?
wait, i'm already married. forget it buddy, the deal's off!
It makes the perfect baby shower gift.
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