- A husband murdered a woman by suffocating her with a ceramic decorative plate. The Franklin Mint says that previous plates used in homicides have been known to increase over 200% in value (not a guarantee).
- Hooters Air goes tits up.
- An armless New Zealand man was stopped for speeding. Dude, he's got no arms. Give him a break.
- Americans' use of profanity is on the rise. Well, no shit.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Hump Day News Round-Up
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I have a humorous Hooters Air story to tell when you get back to the Eastern Time Zone.
Things that I've noticed today: the local Ukrop's was playing Soul Finger, the song from Spies Like Us. Then on the way home I was passed by a Toyota Tundra with the tag "2NANAS."
Join me in a collective "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
So what if people swear more? Big fucking deal.
jmblya- call me insensitive. the simple thought of a no-armed man speeding down the highway...while driving with one foot...scares the hell out of me. sometimes the pragmatic trumps the sentimental.
spydrz - Reminds me of the "TWOMOMS" plate I saw years ago. And is your Hooters Air story that risque that it can only be spoken in person, in hushed tones?
law fairy - Underpants!
herodotus - You, sir, are...what's the PC word for hating deformed people?
what's the pc word for deformed people?
Ah, TWOMOMS. I was with you when that Grand Marquis Colony Park ("You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it!") pulled alongside. That was a fun day.
Speaking of Grand Marquis, I wonder what Vic is up to? And why didn't they offer the "de Sade" option on that car?
jasdye - "Handi-can'ts"?
spydrz - Whatever he's doing, it's no doubt profanity-laden.
handi-Yes-I-Cans!
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