Hump Day News Round-Up

• It sure beats listening to his music: new age musician Yanni allegedly smacked his bitch up.
  
• The British Medical Association is calling for medical personnel to stop wearing neckties. Why exactly are people bitching about this?
  
• Barry Bonds juiced. Duh.
  
• "Watch my beer, honey. I'm going to the john and stir the soup": British bars and nightclubs have begun using vending machines that dispense sex toys.