- Two former cocktail waitresses filed a $70 million sexual discrimination suit against Atlantic City's Borgata Casino, alleging that their employer "humiliated costumed 'Borgata Babes' by imposing weight limits, encouraging breast augmentation surgery and emphasizing looks over job performance." Enough! I'm taking my business to a more enlightened establishment, like the Hooters Casino Hotel.
- I could care less about either team playing in the Super Bowl this year, but if Condi says the Steelers are going to win, then I have to root for Pittsburgh.
- A Tennessee man ran a woman off of the road because he was reading porn magazines while driving. Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you to show some restraint and not leaf through your erotica until you reach your driveway, at the very least.
- Italy's prime minister has taken a vow of celibacy until after his country's April 9th general elections. He now has the coveted school marm/librarian/spinster vote locked up.
- Samuel Alito was sworn into the Supreme Court yesterday. Despite what his critics have been claiming, abortion was still legal as of this posting.
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Hump Day News Round-Up
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4 comments:
see? porn is bad for women.
Micah, sometimes I can't wait until I get home to rip off that plastic covering.
It makes driving a stick shift very exciting.
The Steelers??????
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
jasdye - I think the jury's still out on that one.
KtG - It's called self-control, my friend. As much as I want to whip it out on my way home from work, I wait until I get into the garage.
law fairy - Whatever Condi wants, Condi gets.
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