The second worst holiday candy are those Tums-like candy hearts (the first being Peeps). Ugh. But they were the subject of one of my favorite "Mystery Science Theater 3000" skits: Bitter Sweethearts. Here are the messages Joel and the 'Bots had inscribed on their candy hearts:
- Get Out
- Owie, Owie, Owie
- Love Me
- Still Mad
- My Needs
- Bite Me
- Drop 'Em
- I'm Tested
- That Hair
- Can't Leave The County
- Weird Face
- You'll Do
- Like A Brother
- It's Blue!
Classic. And so true.
4 comments:
How about:
No Sores
Whos Ur Daddy
(*#@ Me
Not Tonight
and, my favorite of all those occurring to my strange little mind:
I'm Late
The *tasteful* way to tell your man he's gonna be a daddy!
MST3K...
my favorite line:
"Cordot Five calling Cordot One. Why are we Cordot?"
law fairy - Or maybe "I'm Just Not That Into You"
spydrz - Ah, The Starfighters...a true classic. My MST3K tapes are slowly deteriorating in the basement and I only have a few of the DVDs. I need to get cracking.
How about
"Okay. If you buy me one more drink."
or
"Souped Up Tranny"
??
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