Pfft. Everyone knows that Jack Bauer doesn't sleep unless he's dead (and that only happened for, like 3 minutes between two seasons).I urinate on Foxtrot.
I always wondered when he slept. He also never takes time out because he had that huge bowl of chili and it's treating him wrong.Yeah, I went there.
Blasphemy! I hope Jack Bauers steals into your home and tortures you whilst you watch Gilmore Girls.
If only I had the WB...I have to watch those ancient reruns on Fox Family Channel. Who knows what Rory's up to??
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Pfft. Everyone knows that Jack Bauer doesn't sleep unless he's dead (and that only happened for, like 3 minutes between two seasons).
I urinate on Foxtrot.
I always wondered when he slept. He also never takes time out because he had that huge bowl of chili and it's treating him wrong.
Yeah, I went there.
Blasphemy! I hope Jack Bauers steals into your home and tortures you whilst you watch Gilmore Girls.
If only I had the WB...I have to watch those ancient reruns on Fox Family Channel. Who knows what Rory's up to??
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