I'll be imbibing while I do Christmas cards tonight (which could potentially be dangerous - "Merry Christmas, slut. Love, Micah"). What will I be drinking?
a. Maker's Mark and Diet Coke
b. vanilla vodka and tonic
c. The Dalmore 12 year single malt
d. Jameson Irish Whiskey
e. Raspberry Ice Crystal Light
The answer at 11.
EDIT: If you answered "b" and "c" - you're right!
6 comments:
I've got some Dalmore Cigar Malt...
mmmm very tasty.
To whom would you address such a card? Grandma?
Dammit, I picked E! I thought Crystal Light was made by Samuel Jackson Brewing Company. (Mmmm mmm...it'll get'cha drunk! You'll be fuckin' fat chicks in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two!!)
cigar jack - I saw that on the shelf at the liquor and was tempted to buy it. One day...
KtG - Well, I was sober when I did your card, so you're safe. But, yeah, you would've totally been the target of my drunken wrath.
dubin - I must say that I did have the Crystal Light with dinner, but not during Christmas Card Time. Yes, I'm glad Crystal Light died and I hope it burns in hell.
Got it yesterday...the Chipmunk song is awesome!
Glad you like it. My brother's putting out a whole CD of his Christmas music this year. Can't wait to hear it.
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