"Little man..."
I even thought of a great slogan: "He can pull votes out of his ass."
*Yes, I know it is a hoax.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
"Why aren't you voting? You could be...in grave danger...and I can help you...as your psychic candidate."
Finally! A presidential candidate that we can all rally around - Christopher Walken*.
"Little man..."
I even thought of a great slogan: "He can pull votes out of his ass."
*Yes, I know it is a hoax.
"Little man..."
I even thought of a great slogan: "He can pull votes out of his ass."
*Yes, I know it is a hoax.
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We COULD be in grave danger. Christopher Walken is a man who cares about the American people. If I were in grave danger, he would send Todd Bridges to my house to warn me. If I wasn't home, Todd could already be there waiting for me.
Why does Walken automatically have to be a flaming Lib? I'd always thought of him as a more logical thinker than that...
Why aren't you calling? (to sign up to be a campaign volunteer)...You could be in grave danger....Todd Bridges or Crispin Glover could come to your house, and warn you....You could be in grave danger.
Why aren't you calling?
dubin - Walken announched some potential cabinet members: Rick James, the guy who attacked Monica Seles, and Sean Young
Check this out.
spydrz - Didn't you get the memo? No one is a "liberal." They are "progressive."
I'm sad it's a hoax :(
We need a President who doesn't have a middle-American accent. What's it been, 40 years?
And the Shatner-esque pauses would make for gripping SOTU speeches.
We already have a Prez that pauses way too much when he gives a speech. Drives me nuts.
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