- Authorities suspect that dogs mauled a newborn infant in Portsmouth, OH. I'd make a "maybe a dingo ate your baby" quip, but that'd be in bad taste.
- WNBA player Sheryl Swoopes comes out of the closet. Lesbians in the WNBA?! Now I've heard everything.
- More than $1 billion worth of marijuana was confiscated in Kentucky this year. No word on if the grass was blue.
- Beth Holloway-Twitty (mother of the missing Aruba chick) spoke in Ohio today, saying that the "best case scenario" is that her daughter was kidnapped and gang raped. You know, I've never heard the terms "best case scenario" and "gang raped" used in the same sentence (no link; I heard it on the radio).
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Hump Day News Round-up
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[insert joke about Minford, Ohio here]
So where was your dog yesterday?
The dingo joke was totally off-color, Micah.
I mean, seriously. I'm so sick of everyone making fun of Aussies!
I'm sick of our country's PC mindset. Australians are fair game. Fosters-drinkin', shrimp-barbying, walkabout-havin' bastards!
They just haven't caught me yet.
Micah--It's just too soon to be picking on the Aussies. Rosa Parks, who just passed away, courageously refused to give up her seat so that Aussies might ride on the bus, rather than strapped to the front. Where they belong. Dirty, dirty Aussies.
Note: This was a joke. It does not express the true views of the author, NBC, or Fox Communications....which is owned by an Aussie.
That was classic, Dubin. And wrong.
Ahh, yes. Kentucky Bluegrass. Most folks don't realize that Kentucky Bluegrass is really green (sometimes with little pink hairs in it).
Don't knock the Pikeville Pot. That's our state's (do I consider myself a Kentuckian? Gasp!) number one cash crop. That and moonshine...
Let me guess: KY is also the largest consumer of Cheetos and "Cheech & Chong" movies.
I loved Bill Maher's comment that the Sheryl Swoops news was reported in the most recent issue of "No Shit" Magazine.
I watch Maher's show each week, mainly because he infuriates me. I'm sure you don't feel the same way. :)
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