Tuesday, July 12, 2005

I wasn't staring. I'm just hungry.


Mmmmmmm...Gummy

There's a new boob in town. One made of a gummy bear-like substance (link is clinical, but maybe not work safe). First bears, then worms, and now this. Gummy technology is grand, ain't it?

This is just the first step in the combining of George Costanza's passions: sex, food, and TV. It won't be too long before you can also catch the latest episode of "CSI" on woman's chest (as if I need another reason to stare). Or better yet, watching nekkid Skinemax chicks on a pair of breasts. Did I just blow your mind?

Credit due: We're taking bets that...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

gummi boobs? sweet! but will they go stale like gummi bears do? or even worse, will they melt if they're exposed to the heat for too long?

GMadrid said...

Thanks for the credit. Isn't that a riot? Yummy, Yummy I need some Gummy Boobs in my Tummy. :)

Micah said...

heartbreak - I guess we'll find out. I'd gladly do my part and put the test subjects through a vigorous regimen. It's for science, dammit.

gmadrid - I may steal, but at least I give credit. :)

Kate The Great said...

The whole thing about having big boobs (I am a bit of an authority on this one) is that gravity tends to work against them. This physical phenomenon is directly proportional to the size.

So I ask this: if your ta-tas are made out of gummy stuff, wouldn't heat (or any friction, for that matter) contribute to the less than desirable Pancake Boob?

Anonymous said...

Geez, Micah, I wish wouldn't use my picture on your posts without asking me first!
;)

Micah said...

KtG - Well, if that's true, then these women should stay primarily in the Northeast. Or my house.

Kris - Sorry, babe. And if that's you, I'll be sending you an e-mail with my phone number in it. And then I'll stalk you at Columbus Gold.