Classy!
Britney Spears has announced that she is knocked up. It is unclear as to whether Kevin is the baby-daddy.
Why am I picturing a shirtless, shoeless kid with a permanent Kool-Aid stain around its mouth...years from now?
I CANNOT WAIT until they pick a name. You just know that it will be ten times nuttier than "Apple."
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While I don't consider myself a vengeful and bitter man, I get the impression this is her just reward for polluting my ears for so long.
kieran - You could be right. But it's going to be even worse when she "writes" songs about her baby. I'm dreading that.
kate - That's X-Tina, if you're nasty! Are they still rivals? I stopped following that after discovering Hilary Duff.
Can't wait to see those lovely pregger pics of her, with a cigarette hanging from her lip. She's such a class act, isn't she?
panthergirl - She went from cute jailbait in a catholic schoolgirl uniform to trailer trash going to a public restroom barefoot overnight, it seems.
You can take the girl out of Louisiana... (no offense, Captain Backfire)
KPMD - I wonder when the "Britney 'n' Kev Make a Baby" sex tape gets released?
Oh Micah, you have to check out the post on Go Fug Yourself
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/04/letter_of_fug_y.html
Micah, I'm afraid she started OUT as trailer trash...she had just cleaned up nicely for awhile. You can take the girl out of the double-wide...
KtG - I saw that on this message board that I frequent. The scary thing is, that's how she talks!
Ruben - I agree. The kid's doomed.
panthergirl - You're probably right. She just seemed like she had potential to be a regular ol' skank at 16, rather than one of the trailer park variety.
Oh geez. I hadn't even thought about what she'll name the poor kid. If it's a boy, my bet is Billy Joe Jim Bob.
I heard a long time ago that if she had a girl the name would be Aurora, because Sleeping Beauty is her favorite movie.
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