Thursday, February 10, 2005

Which explains my attraction to Velma from Scooby-Doo

This past weekend I was having an IM conversation with my friend Memmer while I watched "Weekend Update" on SNL (the only watchable part of that show nowadays). I, of course, made a comment about the attractiveness of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, which led to an analysis of my taste in the fairer sex.
Memmer: pretty cut and paste your type of girls
Micah: how so?
Memmer: glasses for starters, then there's the slight quirkiness, they are cute, but not super hot, they act smart, shall I go on?
Micah: yeah, that's pretty much it
Memmer: not your typical pinup, but some day maybe if they're lucky you'll encounter them in a dark alleyway and they'll be all yours!
Micah: you betcha. glad i'm so easy to peg
Memmer: You like a girl who takes "You look like Lisa Loeb" as a compliment.
Micah: but i also like strippers
Memmer: true, there is that whole thing. Maryann or the actress (whose name I'm forgetting)
Micah: ginger, duh

There's nothing wrong with Lisa Loeb.

16 comments:

Panthergirl said...

Hey Micah...am I cracking up? I thought I came by a little while ago and there was a big long meme...all of the "5 things" ... Did I click on a link someplace that took me to an old post? Or did you post and delete? I didn't get to finish reading it!!

And there's nothing wrong with Lisa Loeb. SHE is cute. Not like that bubble-boob below.

Micah said...

Either you're tripping or you have this confused with one of the estimated 10,000 other blogs out there. I did change the title of this post about 2 minutes after it was published, but the length and content remained the same.

Again with the Heaton-bashing? Everybody loves her, in addition to Raymond.

Micah said...

Echo...echo...echo.

KPMD - Well, during our little jaunt in Sin City for your lower half's bachelor party, I fell in lust with a stripper with glasses and huge "bubble boobs." It was kind of odd that her "name" was Tina (Shamrock's mom's name, for the uninitiated).

MotL - Nothing is sacred. At least I didn't disclose your first name. And I'll gladly take either of the options that you listed, though, technically all of Jenna's "films" are indies.

Micah said...

And I'll be sitting on the couch, watching you jiggle while you do your dance.

Micah said...

Maybe there's some weird fetish buried deep within my brain.

And I think you've hit the nail on the head with your assessment. There's a reason that the dating world has "leagues."

Panthergirl said...

I doubt I could EVER get you mixed up with anyone...so I must have been tripping. Gotta cut that out.

Micah said...

Always know your dealer and never take more than you can handle. :)

spydrz said...

Who was Velma from the live action Scooby-Doo? She was cute.

Micah said...

Personally, I thought she was hotter than SMG in that movie.

spydrz said...

I'm with Micah on this one.

Micah said...

And, therefore, not my type.

spydrz said...

SMG was hot in the third season of BtVS.

Micah said...

MotL wanted me to tell you that SMG was "cutest in season 6." I've never watched the show, so I don't know.

deanneboo75 said...

velma...interesting. so i take it strippers with glasses on would be a perfect mesh?

Micah said...

blah - Exactly!

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