Sunday, January 09, 2005

You can blame me

So, is it merely a coincidence that right before hearing the news about the split between Brad Pitt (Cool World, The Devil's Own) and Jennifer Aniston (Leprechaun, Ferris Bueller TV spin-off), I watched two mediocre movies for the first time - Bruce Almighty and Along Came Polly - both starring JA as the female lead? I think not. I am only beginning to realize the extent of my powers. Any other celebrity couples that you want me to break up? I've got memberships to both Hollywood Video and Blockbuster, as well as access to a seemingly endless amount of HBO, Cinemax, and Starz channels.

10 comments:

spydrz said...

You didn't see "America's Sweethearts?" Oh...that was made up.

Micah said...

I'll see what I can do. Thanks for stopping by!

Ms Mac said...

your powers have amazed and amused me greatly! use them for good!

Micah said...

Thanks for the compliments, y'all.

Jade - I'll do what I can, but I'm not sure if Vanessa Paradis would be considered a Hollywood player. Don't know if my powers can reach across the Atlantic, either.

Kate - I love you, too!

Ms. Mac - With great power comes great responsibility.

Kate The Great said...

Hey... Don't you dare watch an episode of Newlyweds! I am so hoping those two can pull it out. She's the bigger star... but you gotta give props to a guy who plasters everything Cincinnati all over his clothing. Score one for the hometown boy!

Micah said...

Jessica Simpson is great eye candy, but I have no desire to watch that show so you're safe.

ella m. said...

Whomever my future wife Angelina Jolie ends up with next,break them up immediately. As thanks I will gladly bake you some cookies or something :)

Micah said...

Hmmmm. That's a toughie since I'd rather keep Jolie for myself. But those cookies sound awfully tempting.

Kristen said...

Can you spy on my sister and her boyfriend?

Micah said...

I do like to occasionally dip my toes in the voyeurism pool. Deal!