Sneaker Pimp

For the lack of anything worthwhile to post, here's a list of the shoes in my closet:

Everyday shoe: Simple O.S. (stone gray)
Getting the Mail: Timberland clogs (brown)
Walk This Way: Adidas Superstar (white/blue - laces haven't been untied since summer '98)
Old Workout Shoes: Adidas Superstar 2g (white/blue - don't wear anymore)
Current Workout Shoes: New Balance 805 (grey/red - go Bucks!)
The Most I'll Dress Up in Summer: Rockport sandals (brown)
Summer Standard I: Reef Smoothy (black - bought in time of need at St. Maarten)
Summer Standard II: Adidas slide (blue/yellow)
Old Summer Standard: Adidas Santiossage slide (blue/white)
Shoutout to My Old Area Code: New Balance 804 (grey/blue/yellow)
My Only Pair of Brown Shoes: Sketchers Critics (brown - duh)
My Hip Work Shoes (When I Worked): Dr. Martens 8053 Series (black)
Not Sure Why I Still Have Them: Timberland boots (brown - ca. high school)
Puttin' on the Ritz (old): Stanley Blacker captoes (black)
Puttin' on the Ritz (new): Bostonian Madison wingtips (black)

Future purchases:
-some type of brown leather dress shoe
-Simple O.S. (jungle green/white)
-a new pair of Adidas Superstars

There you have it. More shoes than a heterosexual man should be allowed to have.