Go ahead, life. Do your worst. Well, not really.

As of today I am insured! My folks had a pow-wow and had the notion that cheating death by not being insured for the past four years was probably not the best idea. Thanks, mom and dad! I still have to send in the paperwork for the separate vision and dental care. Man, I can't wait to get my eyes checked out and then go to the dentist - seriously. So, now I can finally return to my one true passion: bar fights.